Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Karles Barkley

No, this isn't a new project that Danger Mouse or Cee Lo is working on. Rather, it's the hybrid that Artie must have created in his mind while watching the NBA in the 90's. Although such a power forward would indeed be awesome, confusing Charles Barkley and and Karl Malone is actually pretty embarrassing. Artie went on a riff about how Charles was afraid to play against Magic Johnson once he was diagnosed with HIV [side rant: it's shockingly homophobic of Artie to analogize playing against a gay nba player with playing against someone who is HIV positive. Not all gay people have aids, artie]. Anyway, as anyone who actually watches sports knows, it was Karl Malone who expressed anxiety about playing against Magic, not Sir Charles

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