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Has Artie Lange ever watched a sporting event?
Who is Artie Lange?
Here at AHS, we're going to debunk the myth that Artie Lange enjoys sports. Although he claims to be a big fan, every time a subject comes up, he's absolutely clueless. One must assume that Artie originally created this facade to impress his father. Our attempts at documenting Artie's complete ignorance is done not out of malice, but in the hopes that it will give Artie the courage to confess this lie and come clean. Unfortunately, this personal lie has caused Artie great pain, and manifests itself in other self-destructive behavior. Thus, it will be necessary from time to time to chronicle his excessive over eating and drinking.
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